February 2012
16 posts
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
That's why we're friends...
Me: yeah I know we're better as friends and we don't want to ruin it
Robert: well maybe I do
Me: what?! you want to ruin our friendship?!
Robert: uh whuuuut?
Me: hahhahaha hahahaha