February 2012
14 posts
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
That's why we're friends...
Me: yeah I know we're better as friends and we don't want to ruin it
Robert: well maybe I do
Me: what?! you want to ruin our friendship?!
Robert: uh whuuuut?
Me: hahhahaha hahahaha
January 2012
37 posts
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
supremecookekillz:
I Dont Bite;D
The First Battle of the Internet War
memewhore:
wickedclothes:
In response to the United States Department of Justice shutting down the popular MEGAUPLOAD website, hacktivist group Anonymous has shut down the Department of Justice website.
I think Anonymous won the hearts of millions today.
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“The past is a tricky thing. Sometimes it’s etched in stone and other times it’s...”
– Revenge, Season 1: Episode 8. (via say-what-you-need-to-say)
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“he was barely my boyfriend. he can never be my friend.”
– conversations with my cousin
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“The people with the best advice are the ones who’ve been through the most.”
“I stopped lying to myself a long time ago, you just pretend that you...”
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“who gives a shit if people are telling you that you can’t start anew if...”